Christmas means presents and while our Bollywood couples never fail to come up with extravagant gifts for their significant others, ala Raj Kundra’s thirteen carat diamond ring for his new bride, Shilpa Shetty, we at BollySpice figured that this year, the stars may need some help. However, our suggestions are recession friendly and inexpensive. So don’t expect to read about jewelry and fancy cruises, instead be ready to hear of some extremely frugal but applicable ideas that the stars should actually consider. Read on to see what we came up with. And if they don’t like it, they come with a gift receipt – exchanges and returns are allowed.
The extremely happening Saifeena – Saif Ali Khan and Kareena Kapoor, may shop regularly at Harrods, but this Christmas the couple should be far more economical. Kareena is in need of more of her favorite foods; she’s still far too skinny. We hope Saif is making a reservation at her favorite restaurant. On the other hand Kareena should be making an appointment for her Saifu at the best doctor in town. His health seems to be deteriorating with time..and age. Not that Saif is getting old of course!
We at BollySpice like to keep it honest.. much like CNN. So when it came to choosing presents for Abhishek and Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, here is the deal. The couple need to both gift each other: A Reality Check. While Ash needs it to let her finally know that her Hollywood career is going nowhere, Abhishek needs one so he can finally realize that while he is definitely cool, he is in fact a directors actor. All of his best performances have been courtesy of the director and no other reason. Hey! Don’t be too sad Abhi-Ash, we hear Reality Checks are buy one, get one free!
Dil Bole Hadippa couldn’t do anything for Rani Mukherjee’s career and thus, we thinks Aditya Chopra needs to present Rani Mukherjee with a hit film and an award winning script. As for Rani, well, she needs to give Aditya Chopra a few lessons in Public Relations. Ask us and we still wonder if he even exists!
They may never admit to their secret relationship, but Shahid Kapoor should go ahead let Priyanka Chopra know publicly about the status of their relationship. Are they in or out? As for the P.C., when she needs to give Shahid a serious haircut. That mop look is so outdated and totally hides his cute smile and dreamy eyes.
So we figure that Hrithik Roshan, who we haven’t seen on screen this year may need to give his wife good reason to believe that there was never anything between him and the super sexy Barbara Mori. And we suppose for Christmas, Sussanne should forgive him already and have a Holly Jolly Christmas!
When it comes to newlyweds Shilpa Shetty and Raj Kundra, we are stumped. What is it that Raj has not yet given his lady love? Let’s see…she already has a rock for a ring, a cricket team, an expensive car… so maybe the only thing remaining is to buy the girl her own country. As for Shilpa, well we suggest she do a jig and then a double jig in the form of an item number for her new hubby.
And then there is the extra beautiful couple of John and Bipasha. Bips is easy! John just needs to give her a new chandelier to light up her life, and we have special advice for a gift for John, lots of jeans but absolutely no shirts!!
For superstar Shah Rukh Khan, we’d really like wifey Gauri to find him a new script with a role we have never seen him in before… maybe a Vampire? We can totally see him as Bill Compton of True Blood or Aro or even Carlisle Cullen in Twilight! (Vampires are all the rage!) For Gauri, what to get the woman that has everything…well she probably has told him so we will leave that up to her!
We think Twinkle and Akshay should give each other the same thing…a pair of jeans (zipper fly of course) for Akki …wink wink!
Another couple that may need some help on deciding what to get each other is Salman Khan and Katrina Kaif. Seems the only gift the Kat needs is more scripts like New York aur thodi-si Hindi lessons. Plus we have the perfect gift for Katrina to give Sallu, after seeing that poster of Veer…he so needs a gym membership na?
Also on our list is the super couple Ajay and Kajol. Ajay could go the easy route and just get Kajol some Kajal but really rare expensive Kajal. For Ajay we have a request please, please Kajol give Ajay more outfits like he wore in London Dreams rowrrrr!
So there you have it, our suggestions for gifts that the Bollywood couples can give each other this Christmas. Think they will take our advice? We will all have to wait and watch!