The Bollywood Dance Guide To Your Saturn Return

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They say that we are made of magical star stuff. And boy is that true!

The heavens above effect each one of us in ways we don’t know…

The time and date of birth of a person can be inscrutably linked to the life they are born into. For example, some babies have their astrology charts made as soon as they are born. Uncannily, this gives an accurate insight into the life they’ve stepped into.

Some say this is fatalistic. But others say, mysterious.

One major period of life is known as the Saturn Return. The Saturn Return is something that happens to all who reach their late twenties, late fifties or even late eighties.

The first Saturn Return is a serious kick up the bum to grow up kinda time. This is not an easy time as Saturn’s job is to be the tough coach who makes you do a thousand press ups and face stuff and face stuff.

Don’t panic… You’ve got this!

For all those people who have/will/are facing Saturn, here are some Bollywood songs especially chosen for you to help you through your Saturn Return.

It’s the time to disco!

SONG 1: DENIAL OF THE WEIRDNESS.

Okay… My life is feeling a bit strange. But I’m pretty cool and my life is SO SUSSED out!

Song: I am the Best.
Film: Phil Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani

SONG 2: FOCUS AND REPEAT: I GOT THIS!

I will be okay. Just got to focus.

One, two, three, four
Chennai Express

SONG 3: AH… HELP.

My life is getting really trippy.

Nakkadwaley Disco
Delhi Belly

SONG 4: ITS ALL FALLING APART! Okay. What just happened?

Emotional Attyachar
Dev D

SONG 5: IT’S OKAY. I AM NOT THESE BROKEN PIECES. My world is all different but something is still the same.

Fakeera
Badmaash Company

SONG 6: I CAN LET GO AND MOVE ON…

Let go of the old ideas and stop holding on.

Yun Hi Chala Chal
Swades

SONG 7: OH HELLO! I’M ALL LIKE… NEW?!

Yes! Regeneration!

London Thumakda
Queen

SONG 8: MY SATURN TIME IS OVER… SO WHY AM I NOT FLAWLESS YET?

Well done for surviving! You will still have challenges but please bask in the knowledge of you newly found wisdom. You earned it!

Khwabon Ke Parindey
Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara

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